Religion is like Beyblades
Let me explain it in as a child would understand.
To put it in perspective, organised religion is like a child’s plaything… say a beyblade for example. A Beyblade is basically a top fashioned in different designs. It gives you joy, happiness and a prize in the end. And Imagine the world as a play pen. Now we have these children who adore their beyblades, problem is they fight with other beybladers (as other religions disagree on dogma). For example. Muslim vs. Catholicism. Both are toys, both are tops in nature, but only differ in aesthetic design. They will never have a resolution. Both teams will always have a bigot in them discriminating each other. And even though they become teammates, they will never understand the other because they love their own ideas better. They would do anything to dominate and win. Or in this case wish the other to die. And in the end sell you lame toys as the religious sell their ideas. See the video below.
Some Mindless Adults Battle it out:
Being Secular Agnostic or Atheist on the other hand takes no shit from immature children. These are the grown ups. They don’t care about what your beyblades are. They just see everything as tops that spin the same direction and serve the same purpose. They don’t fight or bicker on which beyblade is better because they know theres no point in believing in childish things. Some are apathetic about it. Some try to calm the two children down and reason with them. But as stubborn sectarian children do, they will insist on what they want.
Instead of indoctrinating or “selling” children these beyblades wouldn’t it better to just give them the proper educational toys that have value? Toys that will develop children as wholesome human beings? Show them the wonders of Science? Show them that beyblades can’t compete with the awe and beauty of spinning galaxies and rotating planets? How about microorganisms dominating everything we see, smell and touch. The same microorganisms that the beyblade manufacturers failed to mention because they were so primitive, lacking critical mental faculties.
We secular humans have no quarrel. We are here to spread reason and GENUINE LOVE. Don’t worry for we are here to humbly explain (the best we can) how to survive the cold harsh reality of the Universe.
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